I haven’t really slept during the past week or so. So I really want to crash into God’s shoes and go into a deep coma. Don’t wake me up, guys.
zubat: I would sell my website too if the users were worshiping mass murders and serial killers, fetishizing homosexuality and posting memes.
pregolas: *wheezes* mom can i buy something online
markslurpee: the only thing school has made me more successful at is hating myself
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
beyoncebeytwice: bored but not bored enough to do homework
intoxicatedontokki: orgygami: when theres a long intro before a music video
pizza: fishy-the-fish: canadianslut: ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller I’m a girl… see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl
slydig: slydig: welcome to swaggie land population: me i lost 3 followers
amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
theselener: when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
emsnips: It’s actually so depressing when you make someone your first priority that you can’t even go to sleep without talking to them, when the other person barely cares about you and you’re just another regular person to them. THIS
dulect: does anyone remember London Tipton’s numberplate?
bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
stayyoungatheart15: rybroskeez: cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
Shit, why’d you come back into my life? I was doing perfectly fine.
sincerelypalita: It’s easier said than done. You know you should let go of someone but you can’t get yourself too. Why? Because you’re thinking or hoping that things will be different. You’ve grown so attached to this person that you can’t get yourself to let them go. No matter how many times you say it’s for the best, You can’t let go. It’s hard to let go of someone who made you feel...
dampsandwich: kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached
yourtubes: *calls you by your url at your funeral*
swaans: liketheesun: do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them #sometimes i add ‘q’ to the tags so it just looks like i’ve queued a bunch of posts
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
After nine months of getting to know each other beyond the average means, my friend and I became good friends. We video chatted from time to time, talked to each other daily, shared secrets, helped each other from emotional times, and etc. We both don’t want anything to get ruined. Yet, he still confessed. What do I do? ._.
dumblydoor: i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
drarna: how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them share an emotional hug during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
dekutree: shoutout to the guy who actually answers yahoo questions
ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class. shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
bakuraryou: i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well