March 2012
When someone tells you to calm your tits: →
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
February 2012
When your crush says hi to you. →
When you haven't seen someone for a long time and...
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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to...
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Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
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When’s dinner
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I have a dirty mind, but an innocent face.
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When people flirt with the person you like.
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“BACK THA FUCK UP NIGGA.”
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I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness...
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Save As: asdfghdsa
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“asdfghdsa.jpg” already exists. Do you want to replace it?
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Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
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Riding in a car with your friends
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Riding in a car with your parents
Proving someone else that they're wrong.
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